EL TIMO DE LA CIBER ESTAMPITA

Últimamente me llegan correos que insisten en que me haga rico. Llegan al correo ordinario, no como spam. Así que el tan anunciado mega filtro de gmail no funciona bien.
Curioso ejemplo llegado desde Bagdad, en teoría, en el cual un Capitán del ejercito USA destacado en el País de las Masacres Diarias me ofrece el treinta por ciento de casi 8 millones de dólares a cambio de que yo le guarde el 70 por ciento restante. Dice que se los encontraron él y un colega y que tienen que sacarlo del país. Y cuentan con mi ayuda humanitaria. Copio y pego:
CAPT: COCHRAN TODD demilitarytroops@walla.com a usuario


Hi Buddy,

How are you doing? I am in need of your assistance. I am Capt. Cochran Todd . I am on my second duty posting here, attached to the Engineering unit in Baghdad Iraq for the United States, we have about $8 Million dollars that we want to secure out of the country. My partner and I need an understanding partner out there who we can trust to utilize this aspiration. The money was discovered in bucks from oil proceeds. We are moving it to you directly or to a safe and secured location through a financial institution in auspice with courier services where it would finally release to you. While we try not to loss guard, I will like to believe that once the founds get to you, we can find mutual trust, as you might rightly know I cannot in anyway leave my duty post for now. I here by make you an offer of 30% of the total bucks for your partnership. And you carefully secure the rest 70% for us. Your part of this deal is to find a safe Bank Account where this fund can be transfer to as soon as the financial institution release it to you.If you are interested I will furnish you with more details. Awaiting your urgent response. This is our likelihood, our soldiers die like chickens day by day and not all can be tell on BBC OR CNN. Only the reward which we benefit from the Iraq war is what we discovered and we are not even sure of what will happen to us in the next minute.Keep holding on buddy!
Capt. Cochran Todd

God bless Us all.

Email: capt.ctodd@gmail.com

Otro ejemplo. Éste viene de United Kingdom 8 points y me dice que he ganado 250.000 Libras en la Lotería aleatoria realizada entre todos los correos del mundo cibernético. Repito: entre TODOS los correos del mundo va y me toca a mí. Fíjate tú la de instalaciones conceptuales que podría hacer con toda esa pasta, pero yo quiero ser fiel a mi espiritu arte povera y no voy a aceptarlos. Si tuviera un amigo abogado y viviera en otro país, sí que los reclamaría, porque por lo visto lo que te dicen que es tuyo, puede llegar a serlo. O al menos eso veo en las series yankees. Copio y pego.

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QUE NO SE ENTERAN,

QUE NO QUIERO SER RICO,

QUE QUIERO SER FELIZ!!!!!!!!!

Pero siempre queda la dudilla. Así deben picar los incautos.